Colorless Green Ideas Unintentionally Amusing In Person
Monday, October 06, 2003
What would you rather see in a clever haunted house liberally laced with delightfully twisted humor?
A) a slightly risqué sort of S&M-tinged clown cop
B) a slightly risqué devilish assistant to the Infomercial Demon (“Do you want money? Women? Power? I can give all those things to you for only the price of your sooooouuuuul!”)
I think that the assistant would give me a little more costume leeway, and potentially be much funnier, but I’m not sure.
(Not that you didn’t notice, but posting is apt to be extremely light for a bit, due to the aforementioned haunt.)