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Friday, December 06, 2002  

I Have Found My One And Only

My boyfriend, who has spend the last 2 weeks being incredibly patient with the new kitten-- the kitten that he didn't really want in the first place, and also the kitten who has been putting in a whole lot of time this week trying to get my boyfriend to pay attention to him while he (boyfriend) is trying to work-- just sent me this email:

The ongoing adventures of Wet-Head

In an incredible show of hunting skill,
our beloved cat succesfully located, stalked
and killed the mug of tea in (our roommate's) room.

I believe it was quick enough that the mug
didn't suffer much on its way out.

I opted to tresspass in order to clean up
the mess. I hope that was okay.

This is why I love him.

posted by Kim | 1:50 PM |

Wednesday, December 04, 2002  


The only really bad thing about having a job someplace where everyone thinks that I really need to take a month to complete a task that a person who is not currently suffering from narcolepsy could complete in an hour, is that every once in a while I have to work for two or three hours in a row, and then I feel like I'm horribly overburdened.

And I used to work as a teller in a very busy bank drive-up.

posted by Kim | 5:04 PM |

Monday, December 02, 2002  

I’m going to North Portland to drip an important body fluid into a plastic bag tonight after work.

It’s the Red Cross Blood Donation Center. What did you think I meant?

You must think I’m much more exciting than I really am.

posted by Kim | 3:50 PM |
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